Preliminary timetable for next year.
I hope the big boys football club meets up after 6 pm
Why can't he do volleyball? Their scedual fits in perfectly with InterHigh School and all the other stuff crammed into his day.
I need my sister to look at this, I'm sure an organised person would make less of a meal (and pig's ear) out of creating a timetable.
I need to fit in two hours for Italian history and geography in this. But WHERE?
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Did the earth move for you too?
Fucking hate earthquakes. The sofa undulated under me. And not for a few seconds. Several times. I just sat there (under a beam, obviously) wondering why my body was playing tricks on me.
Heart goes out to all those who felt the full force and are having to manage the aftermath.
I can haz procrastination...?
I have to rewrite all the legal info for homeschooling in Italy cos...well things have changed. And I will. Just as soon as I can persuade my arse to get off the sofa and my hands to put down the iPad and stop mindlessly surfing as a displacement activity. I know I'll enjoy the process once I get going....but oh, at the start it feels like I am asking myself to do ten impossible things before breakfast and my lazybum self wants to hide under a duvet and vegetate instead of thinking and typing. I will post this then START! (possibly)
Monday, May 28, 2012
Home Ed in Italy friendly Lawyer
So, I teach a lawyer. His English is advanced. I have "turned" him HE-wise. He used to be highly skeptical, but I brought him around (and not by tortuing him with phrasal verb homework until he begged for mercy and said "ok ok I give up, Homeschooling is quite a good idea really", all thanks to reasoned debate I promise ( :
Anyway,he has been invaluable with helping me understand my legal position and is on call to dive in and batter the authorities with lawerly rightousness if they get funny with me over my insisting they respect the law when it comes to the annual exam.
So I asked him how he would feel about being possibly contacted by other homeschoolers, especially those who do not have fabby Italian and feel overwelmed trying to manage the process in the "wrong" language. He is up for it, but less than impressed by my desire to publish his name and number. So if anybody feels they need a lawyer who has an understanding of the laws involved and speaks English, please ask for contact details on my brand new special "Home ed in Italy only" email address.
he_in_italy@yahoo.co.uk
There is another lawyer who I know has solid experience dealing with HE in Italy, don't know about his English though. Will find out and let people know.
Labels:
legal process
Friday, May 25, 2012
My Greek Tragedy
Fecking Eurozone. Months and months of trying to work out complicated economic political stuff and all I can conclude with any real conviction is....."it's all gone horribly wrong".
Well that's just effing brilliant.
Cos the austerity measures due to come into force very soon mean we can no longer realistically afford to have MIL live in her own home with a carer.
So she is moving in with me. And her carer is heading back to Peru cos he says the future is too bleak over here and over there offers better opportunities.
I think in the name of all things fair that she should go and live with a Euro MP...or even Monti. Or (evil cackle) a banker!
I reckon everybody in the Eurozone should support my campaign to have bankers and politicians share their home with my MIL. Cos I guarantee that with three weeks of her being their room-mate they will enter stage left, wailing, rending their clothes and happily signing any legislation you ask them that prevents them from fucking up the world economy in the name of personal profit EVER AGAIN!!......, just as long as we promise to let them have their home back sans the human version of the Energiser bunny (with extra added psychosis).
Game Changer.
This could
change the face of home education, home schooling, unschooling (delete as
personally applicable) as we know it….in Italy.
The exams
are NOT a legal requirement.
Can I repeat
that for effect…with drum roll please.
The exams
are NOT a legal requirement.
However we
are in Italy, so expecting something simple, tidy and automatic in terms of
bring reality and on paper requirements into line is not that reasonable ( :
Basically
there is a ministry circular that states home schoolers must sit an annual
exam. It does not cite a law, just baldly states the obligation exists.
There is a
relevant law, but guess what!
It says our kids have a *right* to take the
exam.
No mention of our kids *having* to do it, a case rather of the school having to provide the exam should we desire
it.
How cheeky
is that LOL.
(that is an ironic LOL by the way, I don’t thinking it is haha
funny at all. The jammy baskets pulled a fast one on me. I find that not gigglesome
at all. But it is ironic LOL as a response to the discovery of slight legal
fudging, or a month long chunter…and I’m too busy for an extended chunter at
the moment).
A right becomes an
obligation with slight of hand with a side serving of innocent, wide eyed blinking in place of citing an actural real live law to back up their commandment from on high.
Jammy gits got away with it as well.
I have to
admit, even after I read the relevant law and circular about a 100 times thinking “there
must a be a tiny clause somewhere that contradicts the letter and spirit of the law and supports the circular”…but
no. It really is that bald faced.
I even tortured
entertained one of my students (who happens to be a lawyer) by making him read
it all a million times to confirm that, no I’m not mad. The ministry is making
up obligations they can’t enforce because there are no legal teeth to add bite to this regulation based woof.
So watch this
space, cos I am about to inform my school
director (in the nicest possible terms) that we do not wish to exercise
our right to an exam and we do not accept said exam is obligatory.
Being in Italy,
even with my personal "legal eagle" giving me the go ahead, this could turn into
a tussle. Don’t forget I’m dealing with the same director who told me (what
feels like a half a bleeding century ago) that homeschooling was totally
illegal here and I would end up in handcuffs if I tried to do it. So I’m pretty
sure he won’t just take my word for it.
I've found bureaucracy here can get a bit
shouty and “do as you are told plebe! How very, very dare you argue and demand
fact checking!!!”, before gracelessly conceding
some 6 weeks later “oh actually, as you were, seems you weren’t wrong, never
mind, don’t hold your breath for an apology for the initial misinformation or you’ll
end up turning blue and your head will explode” .
I’ll blog
it as it happens.
(chanels
Katie Adie like mad)
(imagines self
in flak jacket with microphone outside of school breathlessly reporting that we
have permission to meet the dictator director)
If it all
goes well and research thus far translates into practical application,
everything changes.
You want to
come here and unschool your kid, follow your own country's curriculum, or
just not replicate the Italian ministerial curriculum in terms of great gobs of
grammar and text analysis...... all without fear of exam performance hanging over
your head, you’ll be able to.
So wish me luck.
Cos I’m
going over the top chaps.
(end hyperbole)
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